Juggler

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and gasoline in your car?" asks the police officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming sticks in my act."

"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the sticks on fire masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"